the title of this is just a nod to the results screen at the end of levels in the zero games.
this is a document that is meant to mirror the character sheet i submitted to get tanuki man accepted as a character in the bnw roleplay in the first place. but now it's inverted. instead of how he starts, it's where he ends up, who he's become. I added some fields but the vibe is mostly there.
If you are viewing the web version of the BNW Coda, the page for this story is styled to resemble the google docs editor, because that’s what we used for our sheets.
as a character, tanuki man started out as merely an alt design of my fursona, until my friend got me into the bnw server and he became his own thing. in a lot of ways, tanuki man is the sort of person i wish i could be. he succeeds at shielding people from the encroach of fascism. he's competent at a lot of things. he's not me. i'll never be him. but it's possible that i'll achieve some level of success in life. real success, not have money success.
zero saying "wake me when you need me" is another halo reference lol i just can't help myself with this slop